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|Thursday, February 23rd, 2006|
Spaceman vs. Cowboy
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|Saturday, April 30th, 2005|
Quite an interesting place you people have here.
Although I don't like to generalize myself into a certain group, I have to say that I am more Cowboy than Spaceman. I live in Arizona, I wear a duster whenver it rains, plus I have a revolver. Of course, I also have a time machine, but the patent's still pending on that one.
I gotta say, I really don't know who exactly who would win in a fight. The Spacemen have superior technology on their side, but the Cowboys have plain toughness and are thoroughly more badass. Spacemen can travel a lot farther, plus their mode of transport is definately a lot more comfortable than a horse. Cowboys have a superior fashion sense though, and much more practical; hats, dusters, boots and the like are much more suited to their environment than the skin-tight jammies the spacemen wear.
In a showdown, I suppose the Cowboys have the advantage. Their lightning quick reflexes would allow them to fill the Spacemen with lead, even before they could get their clunky blasters out of their holsters. The lasers of the Spacemen are also dodgeable, as I've seen many times in Star Trek and old 50's B-movies; so far, with the exception of the Agents in the Matrix, I've never seen anyone
dodge a bullet. Cowboys are also smart enough to take cover; the spacemen I've seen just stand around and shoot.
So in a man-to-man showdown, the Cowboys win. But if the Spacemen were smart, they'd just bombard the Cowboys from space with their deathrays. Unfortunately, in the sci-fi genre, the ability to travel in space is not always synonimous with high intellect. But you never know.
So, I guess it's a draw. Personally, I prefer Cowboys. They're dressed better, are more badass, plus they have cooler weapons. But you have to give the Spacemen props for bathing
every day. Offensive BO, no matter who you are, is just plain uncool...
|Saturday, April 9th, 2005|
hi, i'm kayla and i just joined. i'm going to vote for spaceman...just because i wish i could be one. but alas, instead of becoming one, i make t-shirts of them. battle away! spaceman vs. cowboy: t-shirt style.
and if you really like them i do sell them on my journal.
|Saturday, February 5th, 2005|
I'm not sure exactly what this community is about
but I thought you might be interested in this little film by the folks down at Mk12 studios -http://www.mk12.com/
|Thursday, December 23rd, 2004|
Random searches will pull up the funniest shit. This community rocks.
On one hand...
I live in small town Texas, I shoot guns, drink shiner (Texas beer), and I weld. I have and wear occasionally a cowboy hat, only wear boots, a duster, a 22 long rifle shell six shooter (rugar), three shotguns (12, 18, and 20 gauge all remington), 25-06 rifle (remington), and a beat up chevy truck.
On the other hand...
All of my friends are in Austin (the equivalent of San Fransisco of Texas) and spend a lot of time there, I love computers, I'm a gamer (I hate to admit... almost all computer games and D&D), I love sci-fi, and the music I play with my buds is far from country as far as the style spectrum is concerned.
So yea... Firefly would be ideal for me.
|Saturday, October 16th, 2004|
Poor little cowboy gets blasted to bits.
Imagine the following scenario:
Space Pirate meets cowboy.
Cowboy smarts off with some inane comment about his pee shooter
Space Pirate let's his bionic Parot take care of his light work
Bionic Parrot targets Cowboy with his molecular disruptor ( a cybernetic implant in the eye)
Cowboy goes for his guns
Bionic parot Blast him to bits.
Poor little cowboy
Space Pirate picks up cowboys trigger finger as a keepsake
Space Pirate flies off in a Ship that could devastate the entrie Continent Cowboy used to live on
Space pirate lives on to find plunder and glory
Cowboys ain't got jack on a Space Pirate.
Care to sign aboard the crew?
Check out Space_Piratesru a community on live journal.
Crazy Beard - The Space Pirate Current Mood: amused
|Wednesday, August 18th, 2004|
I, am a Cowboy.
I have 2 Cowboy guns and a sword, too.
I now have a grand total of 4 Cowboy hats.
I will kill those indians.
I am going to trample and conquer over Spacemen.
Though, I am a girl....
Pssh. Current Mood: COWBOY.
|Thursday, July 15th, 2004|
Yeah, just joined this as I was led to it by another. I'm all for Cowboys, mostly because of Roland Deschain. He is the ultimate cowboy, gunslinger ya dig. If he were in any other Stephen King book the story would be over in seconds ie:
Roland sees Pennywise the Clown, Roland shoot Pennywise the Clown.
Roland sees rabid dog, Roland shoot rabid dog.
Roland sees crazy telekinetic girl, Roland takes her in and trains in the ways of a gunslinger.
No spaceman can compete with that.
|Tuesday, July 6th, 2004|
The coolest of the cool
i dunno how to post images in here, so i'm just gonna tell you about the Coolest dudes and dudettes ever, the cast of Firefly... COWBOYS IN SPACE... the ultimate evolution of mankind .
These folks rustle cattle, rob trains, consort with whores, and do it all in a spiffy starship ranging free across the galaxy.... they even have six-guns and occasionally cattle.
www.fireflyfans.net Current Mood: weird
|Monday, July 5th, 2004|
|Monday, May 10th, 2004|
hey, spaceman23 here. i think it's sweet that you all developed a community to honor the obvious superiority of the Spaceman!
leeches and whisky
|Tuesday, April 20th, 2004|
Here's the point. No matter what the scene, the cowboy has the instant advantage. The immaculate spaceman is used to breathing an ultrapurified atmosphere, aboard spacecraft that are entirely free of any contaminants. If he meets the filthy cowboy, he'll react allergically almost instantly. Not only does the cowboy have the worst BO this side of the Pecos, but he's got an inch-deep layer of dirt caked on his body, and to put the gravy on the buffalo, the cowboy will smoke in the spaceman's face the largest, darkest, tarriest cigar; one big enough to clog an airlock. I'd like to see any spaceman try to fry anyone with any sort of weapon if his eyes are swolen larger than the Talosians' brains and if his nose is running faster than warp 7. Done deal.
How I see it...
The Cowboy rode off into the sunset.
The Spaceman flew off into the sun.
Cowboy 1, Spaceman 0.
The Cowboy fights indians and outlaws.
The Spaceman fights aliens and robots.
Cowboy 1, Spaceman 1.
The Cowboy eats beans and meat.
The Spaceman eats a pill or freeze-dried berries.
Cowboy 2, Spaceman 1.
The Cowboy rides a horse.
The Spaceman rides a rocket.
Cowboy 2, Spaceman 2.
The Cowboy carries a pistol.
The Spaceman carries a laser.
Cowboy 2, Spaceman 3.
The Cowboy is loved by prostitutes.
The Spaceman is loved by nerds.
Cowboy 3, Spaceman 3.
|Friday, April 2nd, 2004|
This is the Final Frontiersman(Get it? Nod to space = the final frontier? Witty, eh?) (SASS Badge #31052
), riding the dusty trails of El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula or The Town of Our Lady the Queen of Angels of the Little Portion greater metropolitan area. Just introducing myself for this post... Current Mood: bored
|Wednesday, March 31st, 2004|
Well everyone has good points but i just had a realization:
I mean aside from being an awesome series, (and soon to be movie)
It has COWBOYS riding around in SPACESHIPS! What does this mean?? Is this an abomination unto the community or just a good idea? Is it possible to be a spacecowboy? If so, do you have to be named Maurice? Current Mood: Math internal Assesment
|Tuesday, March 30th, 2004|
Greetings. Don't know how I got here, but here is where I am, so this community might as well hear me.
I'm sure that cowboys have their unique uses, but it cannot be denied that the spaceman reigns over all.
Allow me to make an example of the original Star Trek series. There was an episode called The Last Gunfight
, which illustrates my point brilliantly.
The spacemen won, kids.
As for the others, pirates beat ninjas by way of cooler weapons, pirate slang, and having artfully embellished identities. Aliens beat robots because robots have no free will.
To mention a pastime, it would be that I watch the spacemen, envy them, and lament that I am trapped on the Earth.
|Wednesday, March 24th, 2004|
I'm a newbie from Finland, my name's Vilja, and...spaceman wins.
(Just look at Spock. Or Data. You'll understand why.)
My favourite pastime is looking out of the window at the Starfleet hovering by... or perhaps they're just students going to the Natural Sciences department. Uhm, nevermind. Oh, and thinking about Kirk and Spock in hot Starfleet action :D
Besides, cowboys smell bad <3<3<3 Current Mood: groovey
|Friday, March 19th, 2004|
howdy. being an infamous bandito, i am of the firm belief that the west was in fact the final frontier. the only uses i've got fer the galaxy are moonlight and stars to find my way by.
for introduction's sake, my name's dusty. i'm out in ohio right now, but my roots are in california. my favorite bandito passtime, of course, is pulling of heists. i have a gang of banditos, called the barkerdamgang
if'n anyone's curious. Current Mood: hungry